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Customer allegedly kills two men trying to rob Pennsylvania convenience store
Mon Nov 4, 2013
Wow, you're an ignorant child. A spineless, sackless, paranoid, weak little boy totes a gun around, leaves his car to pick a fight with a teenager only to eventually shoot him... and the kid "punched the wrong guy"?? This "analysis" is everything that's wrong with the mental capacity of our culture.
Male Dallas Zoo gorilla to get therapy for sexist attitude
Mon Sep 23, 2013
Sexist attitude? You're fully demented. Quite par.
Picasso portrait of his mistress sells for $45 million at auction
Wed Feb 6, 2013
My, my what a flattering portrayal..... Looks like Groundskeeper Willie is now off the hook for his Kate Middleton disaster!!
Dude, where's my junk?! Crude test may help men trim fat
Mon Nov 5, 2012
Hey, I have a very reasonably sized gut, but this check doesn't really work for those of us with monstrously large genitalia... just FYI.
Dental health linked to dementia risk
Tue Aug 21, 2012
Wow, yeah, brought to you by the same backwards-working idiots who founded the principles of religion!! Yay!! Work MORE backwards, please. Yes, it's definitely not that people with dementia are LESS LIKELY TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH, not to mention care for themselves in numerous other ways..... Nope, it' …
Michigan grandma to be tried in killing teenage grandson
Mon Jul 2, 2012
You don't know a damn thing about what really happened here... Two very different possible sides to a coin that could range from a verbally and physically abusive grandson over to a possible over-reactive trigger happy grandma who wasn't too happy with her grandson's behavior and felt unjustly overl …
Woman told she was 'too fat to fly' sues Southwest Airlines
Fri May 4, 2012
Wait, on what grounds can she sue?!? It's not the airline's fault that she's too fat to fly...
Prostitute at center of Secret Service scandal: 'I would have been able to get everything'
Fri May 4, 2012
Yeah, says every woman who's ever been entered. Like somebody else said, you couldn't even get your money and now you're a black widow super spy extractor? Yup, always a great sell...
Matching orange shirts get workers fired
Mon Mar 19, 2012
It's great because it just signifies the paranoid clamp-down style of management from the top... If they weren't horrible, ignorant, unqualified directors, they wouldn't need to be paranoid about solidarity among their slaves, er, work force.....
Third student dies in shooting; gunman said to have fired randomly
Tue Feb 28, 2012
"Responsible" gun owners don't have a handle on all other "responsible" gun owners... ignorant meatheads. Not to mention, it's always the p^$$ies of our society too. Never fails. You can't handle yourself, you're incapable, so you need a gun to make up for the courage you lack. No brains or balls? G …
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